Please accept, with no obligation, implied or
implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible,
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral noting of
the passage of the Winter Solstice Holiday, experienced within the
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice,
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
practice religious or secular traditions at all.
Concomitantly, a wish is transmitted to you for a
fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make America great (not to imply that America
is necessarily greater than any other country, or is
the only "AMERICA" in the Western hemisphere) and
without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith, sexual preference,
political orientation, choice of computer platform, or
software preference of the wishee.
Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you, the
wishee, are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable
with no alteration to the original greeting. It
implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for her/himself, others or
the wishee; is void where prohibited by law; and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within
the usual implication of good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and this warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish to
the original wishee at the sole discretion of the
wisher.
Any genesis of feelings and/or actual commencement of
celebration(s) pursuant hereto is/are conducted at the
sole risk of the wishee.